Where do they go?


I drove home to Upstate to pick out a Christmas tree with Dad. It was pouring rain as we drove out to the farm. We found a sturdy little blue spruce in the lot and headed back quickly.

I could hardly sleep that night, in my childhood home. On one level, I thought my restlessness was due to having had a cup of coffee around 3 in the afternoon. But on a deeper level I knew, as I lay there in bed worriedly petting Gilgamesh, that it had to do with her absence.

For a moment it became so palpable there in the darkness that it felt almost like a physical presence – like she was watching, or searching. 

My mind went back to October, when I had lain in the same bed and she was downstairs in the living room, actively dying, unconscious, gone. Dad and I were taking shifts sitting beside her. I woke up with a start at 3 a.m., hurried down and urged dad to go get some sleep, and sat beside her with a book of poems by George MacDonald.


Does her spirit still move around in the place? Did it ever, just after her body had quit? 

The weight of her absence drove me downstairs under the pretext of getting something to eat. I wandered through the house, looking for something – anything – with her handwriting on it. Finally I came upon a sheaf of recipes she’d written down.

I didn’t even read any of the words. I just let my eyes slide over the familiar shapes, feeling nothing.

I went into the bathroom that’s just off the kitchen – the one with the window that looks out over the river. It was pitch black outside. Suddenly I felt deeply afraid that if I looked out the window  for too long, I would see her. I’d see her as a ghost, unseeing and silent, caught between two worlds. Like I’d seen her when she was last alive. 

I often find myself wondering “where” she “is.”
If she “is.” Again and again, the one thing that brings some meager sense of peace whenever these questions arise is turning my mind toward the mysteriousness of Time. 

I do not imagine her with God in heaven, because I cannot say for sure that I believe in heaven, or if I ever even felt in my bones as a child that heaven – as it was described to me – could be counted on. My intuition has always been that things are going to get much more bizarre (and that they already are much more bizarre) than language and thought can convey.

No…rather, I think about how, the moment a person attempts to describe time, he finds he cannot put a finger on it, even though his very fingers are creased with it. Time mocks our best explanations. It cradles us and ravages us and divinizes us. And for some evolutionarily-confounding reason, this bothers us terribly, scientists and theologians alike.

I take refuge in time’s mute oddity, its evasiveness, its ruthlessness, its dominance, its current.

I do not feel any dread. I am not without hope. I do not find my agnosticism toward endless meadows depressing. 

“Where” “Is” “She”?
Why does anyone ever pretend to have an answer? 

‘how it is’

You know how it is when you’re leaving your house and you don’t take a sweater, you don’t take a coat – because it can’t be that cold? But then, it turns out you’re wrong, and now everyone knows you’re a fool?

That’s how it is to still love you.

You know how it is when you wake up at night, and you just need some water, so you turn to the light: but the bulb shoots off sparks, and you’re as blind as before, so you stay there in bed, imagining the door?

That’s how it is to still love you.

You know how it is when you see an old friend, and you ask how he’s doing, ask how he’s been – you say, “How is your mother?” and his face gets so sad – he says, “Mom passed away…I thought I told you that”?

That’s how it is to still love you.

that’s life

apples.jpgOn the way to the orchard we listen to Natalia LaFourcade and Taizé.

At the orchard we move along the rows, stopping to examine the crushed apples. Lewis exclaims “the bee!” whenever a drunken bug scrambles away from beneath a piece of fruit. We eat donuts at the end, seated on a bench, and a fat calico squishes herself against me and paws at my donut until I share it with her. I have never shared a donut with a cat before, and, this being the case, shall never forget it. She is a shameless glutton. Lewis uses her as a pillow and barely makes a dent in her generous girth. To her credit she endures this patiently, although it’s likely that vice, not virtue, drives her ability to abide – I get the sense that this cat would trade her own tail for a teaspoon of butter.

boylewWe go to the Delaware and spend time outside of time, throwing rocks in and marveling at their plop and irretrievability. Knowing that this, right in front of me, is all that I actually possess is enough to make me cry from joy. I suddenly notice the little green weed that’s growing beside me. I take delight in the possibility that I may be the only human to ever really look deeply at this marvelous thing, and even deeper delight in knowing that it would have been just fine (and just as alive) had I never seen it at all. I’m fortunate to have made its acquaintance.

I sit for awhile, watching him and humming Mi Tierra Veracruzana.

I wear a new (to me) dress from the 1950s and I wonder how many have worn it before me. How many of them are still living? Did the first owner love its gray and yellow color combination as dearly as I do? (Did he – if indeed there was a he to entice – tell her, “You are beautiful,” or, instead, the dreaded “You look nice”?)

teaaa.jpgTea is had, battles are fought, leaves drift across the yard.

lewwww“Dump!” he says. And so I dump a riot of felt balls over his head (which then roll under the fridge, into his curls, and away from any vestige of order). We turn Natalia LaFourcade back on and dance like fools, trampling crackers underfoot and into the carpet, because that’s life.



The truth about trolls

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“I just never felt like my mom was accessible. Never felt like she really liked me.” – a troll in therapy, on the road to wholeness

The impetus to develop the inner-watchdog is…a fear of being abandoned by the mother for being unacceptable. The dread prospect of being rejected on account of some ‘bad’ aspect of the self seems to be at the bottom of all feelings of guilt, all desire for punishment, and all longings for atonement and reconciliation. The moral complex forms on the basis of an archetypal imperative to learn and maintain the values of the culture into which we happen to have been born. If no such imperative existed, anarchy would be the natural human condition: we should all be psychopaths, incapable of co-operation or mutual trust, and the species could not conceivably exist.

However, the acquisition of a moral complex imposes severe restraints on the developing self, much of which is necessarily relegated to the shadow, where it is experienced – when it is experienced – as a threat. To defend ourselves from this threat, and to sustain our peace of mind, we make use of a variety of ego-defence mechanisms, particularly repression, denial, and projection. Not only do we repress the shadow in the personal unconscious, but we deny its existence in ourselves, and project it out onto others. This is done unconsciously: we are not aware that we do it. It is an act of ego-preservation which enables us to deny our own ‘badness’ and to attribute it to others, whom we then hold responsible. It explains the ubiquitous practice of scapegoating and underlies all kinds of prejudice against people belonging to identifiable groups other than our own. Shadow projection is also involved in the psychiatric symptom of paranoia, when one’s own hostile, persecutory feelings are disowned and projected onto others, who are then experienced as being hostile and persecutory towards oneself.

“The occult has infected your brain. You’re worse than the worst solipsist. If you were a good person you’d sit in Adoration every day for an hour until you realized how wrong you are. You’re unbelievably arrogant. You’re leading people to hell. I need to protect my children from you. I will never recommend you to anyone ever again. You’re laughable and delusional. If you weren’t so hateful maybe people would take you seriously. I am right, you are wrong.” – actual things trolls have said to me. I feel bad for them – that’s obvious psychic distress talking. The way people abuse strangers on the internet is the way they mentally abuse themselves all day long.

Shadow projection can function, therefore, as a major threat to both social and international peace, for it enables us to turn those whom we perceive as enemies into devils or vermin that it is legitimate to hate, attack, or exterminate.

The most demanding part of a Jungian analysis occurs when the person undergoing analysis begins to confront her own shadow. That this should be difficult is not surprising since the whole shadow is tinged with feelings of guilt and unworthiness, and with fears of rejection should its true nature be discovered or exposed. However painful the process may be, it is necessary to persevere, because so much of the person is locked away in the shadow and therefore unavailable to be fully integrated.

tenderness toward the shadow: what we resist persists; what we accept loses its terror.

Success in making the shadow conscious and coming to terms with its contents results, after the initial struggle, in a sense of greater vitality, of feeling more vigorous, more creative, and more whole. To own one’s shadow is to become responsible for it, so that one’s morality is less blind and less compulsive, and ethical choices become possible.

– Anthony Stevens, describing Jung’s thought.



On loneliness and honesty.

For as far back as I can remember, I’ve felt the need to say something whenever things seemed “off”.

If I sensed dishonesty in a situation or person as a child, I would say so – didn’t matter where I was or who I was talking to. I can remember reading a line in a book when I was about six that said, “It’s better to be wounded by the truth than to be comforted by a lie,” and I thought to myself, “I wish to live by that.”

I was told I was too sensitive, and that my “sensitivity” would ultimately lead to my being all alone.

photo – Matthew Pirrall 

And you know, sometimes I look at my life and wonder if I’ve been the architect of how lonely I often am. Probably there’s some truth in that. Actually, I’m sure there’s truth in it. I have wondered if I should have kept my head down and just pretended not to notice what my gut and brain were saying when it came to certain toxic relationships, beliefs, and systems.

(And let’s not forget human error and my own native volatility, both of which have set fire to more things than I care to admit.)

Maybe in time, situations and incongruences would have figured themselves out, and I’d have a community. I’d have a more palatable story.

I’ll never know.

Suffice it to say, I wonder if being honest with oneself is always what leads to a fulfilled life – because frankly, the loneliness that comes with doggedly telling the truth about who you are and what your conscience tells you is sometimes keen indeed. The punishment  and responsibility that comes with being honest is confusing and heavy.

But then, on the other hand, can you really have intimacy if you’re pretending? (And what is more fundamental than intimacy?) I don’t think so. The people who hide who they truly are – the ones who cannot face the truth of that, in both its beauty and its terror – end up addicted.

But man. The stretches between authentic intimacies are so very real, and so very arid.

I once asked a priest, looking earnestly for counsel, how much of one’s belief system should feel like pretending. I wished I could go back to the mindset I used to live in, the one that doubted nothing I’d been raised to believe: wished I could feel like I was being honest when I paid lip-service to the things I once took for granted, but which now struck me as jarringly as seeing “2+2=5” written down as a fact. I just couldn’t go back to believing what I used to believe, although I wished I could. (The external events and information that had disrupted the seamlessness of my Catholic mental schema were things I grieved over – they were not things I celebrated. I realize even now as I write this that it won’t make sense to some.)

He looked uncomfortable, and said, “Well, ideally, none of it.”
“Then what should I do?” I asked him.
“Well, don’t lie to yourself, first of all.” (A flood of relief.) “And – maybe at least keep up some sort of prayer life.” (I could do that – I have done that. “Lord, show me your face,” and “Thank You” are the bulk of my daily prayer.)

“By the way,” he added, “I don’t doubt your honesty. But I imagine this is just a phase.”

I said nothing in response to this. What could be said?

Sometimes pretending looks tempting: perhaps there’s a hug, a gentle look, an invitation for dinner on the other side of it. Something that looks for all the world like friendship – it’s just, you’re being a fraud to get it. You’re hiding – conforming – in order to be loved. Which ultimately strikes me as a deeper loneliness than the one that accompanies admitting who you are and what you truly believe (or do not believe), here and now.

I hope this makes sense to someone else who’s feeling it, too.


The tail end of summer.

It’s the tail-end of summer. 

Last week I could feel autumn in the air. It gave me a tender, gloomy feeling: like Vincent Price’s voice, or finding a scrawny cat nursing her kittens in the back of an abandoned truck.  Like that old love letter you’re not able to throw away just yet – it seems morbid to read it, but you take comfort in its hidden physicality. 

There’s that certain tang beneath the humidity, a rot beneath the heat. The sounds have changed, too. The cheery birds that sang throughout the sunnier months have started to grow silent. Now it’s the crow who yells in the morning – such a bleak, memory-laden sound. The cicadas have dropped to a lower pitch, too. Things are waning. I’m noticing the heads of wheat along the road and the heirloom tomatoes in their bins, noticing them because things are less riotous in general, and there’s less for simple beauty to compete with.

It’s numinous.

I’ve always felt a Presence in nature. I stand and look at the gladiolas and feel as though they are looking back at me.

And in the Fall, when things are either slumbering, dying, or hiding, I feel that Presence most acutely.


Die Blätter fallen, fallen wie von weit, 
als welkten in den Himmeln ferne Gärten; 
sie fallen mit verneinender Gebärde…

Lew and I ran to the store yesterday morning, mainly for fruit and naan bread (I’d gotten a hankering for it, and later on I toasted it on my cast-iron pan). There was a big bucketful of gladiolas near the potato display, and I took two of the unwieldy bunches – one an aubergine, the other an aggressive pink – and put them in the cart beneath Lew’s ever-kicking feet. Once we got home I put them in the kombucha jar that typically sits listlessly in the corner, awaiting another chance to embrace something beautiful for a few short days. 

The gladiola branches are curved out in every direction, poised like the arms of a diver, rigid and attentive. It almost seems like a new blossom unfurls by the hour. 


I have never written an informal blog-post. I always have some point in mind. So this is a bit of an experiment. I’m not even sure what I’m here to say, or who I’m saying it to. 

I have had many emails come in since I posted my last blog – the one about my not being Catholic anymore. For the most part these emails have been encouraging, grateful, loving, vulnerable, and heartening.

A couple came off sounding accusatory – I looked up to you! – and a couple came off sounding, simply, mean.

The most encouraging response – which came from someone who knows me very well – was, “I want you to know how much I respect you for choosing to follow your conscience. It was very brave, and I know you do not take it lightly. You have a greater love for truth than almost anyone I know, and I know it is only pursuit of truth that would cause you to make a decision like this. I know you have respect for people who hold religious convictions in a healthy manner. No matter what sort of negative comments you get, you are loved beyond measure. I know that you are more running toward something than running away from something.” These words made me feel totally seen, in the best way. They are accurate words from someone who has an accurate perception of me – someone who knows both the good and the bad in me.

Still, my shoulders tense up whenever I see an email from an unknown address in my inbox, or a notification telling me another comment has been made on the post. While I have made strides in letting go of worrying about others opinions (parenthood has a way of doing that), I still find it emotionally taxing to have people projecting their own fears and dysfunction onto what they perceive to be my dysfunction. Doesn’t matter if their perception is accurate or not: it just sucks that they feel the urge to be cruel. 

It’s nearly always other women who say vicious things. I think some people need to have someone to hate and tear down – a scapegoat. We all do that, to some degree – heap our unresolvable anxieties, questions, guilt complexes, resentments, etc onto some “Other” and then stand at a distance, snarling self-righteously.  Competitive desire and resentment make for an ugly set of twins. They, along with smarminess, are two of the most hideous sides of this human nature we’re all dealing with, in my opinion. 

On another note, I’ve found it interesting how some folks have chosen to interpret the decision as being the result of my being seduced by postmodernism. It does seem to be that for some minds, it is inconceivable that an individual could possibly be healthier, happier, and more integrated after leaving the religion of their youth (unless it’s Mormonism. Or Islam. Or – well, anything other than Catholicism). It is also inconceivable, within this line of thinking, that a person could come to such a decision and yet maintain their moral compass, their belief in God, and their desire to live a meaningful, virtuous life. More than a couple people wrote offering to help me through this time of delusion and, though they didn’t say it, “sin.” Leaving the Catholic church seems to automatically transform an individual into a pansexual barista who sleeps in until 2 on Sundays and is utterly irreligious – basically, Shaggy from Scooby Doo. This is catastrophically dreadful in the eyes of this sort of Christian.

(Personally, I a) don’t think Shaggy is the most morally bankrupt dude out there, all things considered, and that we could all learn or thing or two from him, and b) don’t follow the logic.)

But you know something? I don’t mind. Not to the point of feeling anxious or conflicted about it. There would have been a time when my emotional volatility would have called the shots, and boy oh boy, I would have seethed. Small example – someone said to me the other day, “You may have left the Catholic Church, but the Catholic Church hasn’t left you.” I have yet to understand exactly what was meant by this weird statement, but at one point in my life I would have chewed his head off without stopping to consider that he probably meant well, and that there’s no way he could possibly know precisely how a statement like that would land on a person with my history. I either don’t have the emotional energy to care about the opinions of those whose opinions used to rule my emotional state, or, I’ve reached some small measure of serenity such that I recognize everybody’s a bit fucked up and a bit frightened, and that it’s quite all right to use “I don’t exactly know,” as an answer to many of life’s most enormous questions.

Anyway. What else can I tell you about? How about a small glimpse into dating post-divorce/annulment, as a single mom. A few months ago I hopped on several dating sites, and – it’s been…mildly discouraging?


I have yet to meet a man who is open-minded enough to accept my faith journey (feels sentimental to call it that, and also a little inaccurate – maybe ‘existential questioning’ is a better fit) and the fact of my being divorced/annulled with a child, and who is integrated enough to be living a meaningful, value-oriented life.

I honestly couldn’t care less what religion a man practices (or doesn’t), so long as he is noble. One’s purported Creed is no guarantee of one’s character. That proves itself pretty clearly over time and exposure.

Most of the men I know are 

a) single, militaristically Catholic, and disturbed by the idea of dating anyone who is not Catholic;
b) single, atheist (“and laughing about it” as OKCupid describes), and vocally enthusiastic about having as much sex with as many people as possible (most men are silently enthusiastic about it, or at least the idea of it, imo)
c) married
d) old
e) not into women
f) on the treadmill of ennui
g) some combo of any or all of the above.

(This is not meant to be super serious, in case you didn’t already pick up on that.)

I went on a date with one man who, upon hearing that I believe in God, asked with clear disdain, “So – do you believe in Creationism, then?”
I stared at him. “No. I do not.”
“Oh. Well. Do you think it should be taught in schools?”
He blinked, pleased but skeptical. A few minutes later he asked, “Did you vote for Trump?” Again, negative. I pretended that none of this was insulting, and nodded politely while he explained that all philosophical problems are semantic problems and if people just knew how to talk properly, there would be no problems. Having ascertained that I wasn’t a fundamentalist sheep with a gun in her corset and a tobacco boil festering on her gums, this same guy later asked me, about five minutes into dinner, how kinky I am (on a scale of 1 to 10).

My, my, what a swing.

At this point, I began to feel less – agreeable. That I was eating a salad consisting almost entirely of troublingly warm feta cheese wasn’t helping, and that the feta began to feel like a woolen sock trapped between my jaws added to the general hideousness of the whole thing. I smiled agreeably (after struggling to swallow the sock of cheese) and told him that I am a very open-minded, imaginative person but that it ultimately wasn’t his business to know. He nodded, remarked that I had the most unreadable face he’d ever seen, and proceeded to talk about sex drive, his own and that of others, including his two-timin’ ex who cheated on him with his best friend. I did my usual empathetic listening thing and secretly wished I could observe the sparrows that were dancing around on the sidewalk just beyond our table. I find birds to be very funny. But “people are more important than birds, Alanna, even disagreeable ones”- conscience. Anyway. Once this fellow figured out that I wasn’t into casual sex, his eyes glazed over and he started to do alot of shoulder-coasting. I stood up and smashed my plate over his head ala Anne Shirley, and feta streamed down upon his head like the oil streaming upon the beards of whoever wrote those weird proverbs in the Old Testament.

All of this accounting is true except for the last sentence.

It occurred to me, on another date with a different guy, that the restaurant we were at probably serves white beets because they don’t want people to think they’re dying the following morning (we were eating said white beets at the time: I did not divulge my poop-related thoughts to him). During this date, I asked the man what song had first moved him to tears, and he said, without hesitation, that it had never happened.

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what are these tears you speak of, woman. music is math and math is music.

I have learned that I do not click romantically with hyper-logical people, generally – the “T” types – and I quietly reminded myself that another bleeding heart is out there, somewhere (though, hopefully, not a bleeding small intestine). 

Options are slim, it seems. I have deleted my OKCupid account. 

So how’d I do, informally-speaking?

I bet if you have no sense of humor, you are annoyed and/or offended.



Farewell, Catholicism: let me explain.

“Wherever, in the relationships of men to men, ‘belief’ in the strict sense is demanded or practiced, something essentially inhuman is taking place, something that is contrary to the nature of the human mind, something that is equally incompatible with its limitations and its dignity. The ancients expressed the same idea in their more temperate manner: ‘The cognition of one man is not by nature so correlated with the cognition of another man that the former may be governed by the latter.’ That is to say: no mature man is by nature so spiritually inferior or superior to another that the one can serve the other as an absolutely valid authority.”

– Josef Pieper, On Faith 

It’s one of my most vivid memories.

Senior year of college, early May. A couple weeks of classes left, and then I would no longer live my life by semesters.

I was sitting in a classroom listening to a man speak about how the Masons are a diabolical group whose sole, burning desire is to undermine the Catholic Church by any means necessary. Occasionally he would switch gears and focus on some aspect of Marian ideology: his particular fixation was apparitions.

“Our Lady of Kibeho,” he said, pacing. “The apparitions began on November 28, 1981.” Around me, my classmates scribbled notes. The professor had told us that remembering exact details about apparitions would serve us well on the final exam. He went on, describing the series of purported apparitions. I remember that his voice had an odd, controlled affectivity which set my teeth on edge. I also remember feeling guilty for thinking there was something false about him when everyone else appeared to think he was a saint.

And then suddenly, a pivot moment. One of those crystalline instances in life that, even as they occur, you sense will leave a profound impression.

It was as though I zoomed back on the situation, like I was observing it freely, floating above. The most ruthlessly honest part of my psyche asked: what am I doing here, in this classroom on this tiny campus, perched on a hill in a depressed midwestern town, taking notes in a class called Mariology, listening to a man drone on about something that the planet has zero practical need for, surrounded by peers who appear to accept it whole-cloth, and – my God, most importantly – how does any of it make me a more ethical, honest person?

Does it?

Really, does it?

When it comes to religious belief and conviction, I think at the end of the day, we believe what we want to believe.

Or maybe, we believe what we need to believe. We believe what we need to believe in order to feel okay about ourselves. There’s a pragmatist in all of us.

If we want (if we need) the Catholic church to be the Truth, we will find things that corroborate that; and likewise, if we do not want it to be (if we do not need it to be) the Truth, we will find plenty of inconsistencies.

I remember reading a blog post by a devout Catholic woman who was poking fun at the belief Mormons hold about Joseph Smith’s magical spectacles. I thought it was funny: but probably not for the same reason she thought it was funny.

When it comes to religious conviction, it’s not a matter of “right” or “wrong.”

Conviction is totalitarian. It’s always right.

I think most people assume I’ve made this decision because of the way people have reacted in the wake of my divorce. Strangers message me to remind me not to leave Jesus because of Judas.

I’d be lying if I said that that doesn’t play any role in this decision. But it’s hardly the basis for it.

My intellectual doubts about Catholicism began in college, although I have had phases of agnosticism since I was a child. A philosophy class on comparative religion exposed me to the origins, vastness, and commonality of mankind’s religious impulse and its manifestations; and the classes I took in metaphysics, ethics, and epistemology exposed me to Kant, Otto, Kierkegaard, Scruton, Eliade, and Nietzche (apropos to nothing, I remember once hearing a cute barista muttering “Nietzche is peachy,” to himself). A couple of psychology classes introduced me to Jung and Freud. And a class on none other than The New Evangelization exposed me to Rodney Stark, who opened my eyes to considering religion from a sociological perspective.

These thinkers exposed the tear at the corner of the wallpaper: the wallpaper being religious ideology, gorgeous and gory and ancient as it was. The only lens through which I had looked to understand myself and other people. I wanted to pick at the tear. I wanted to see what was underneath the wallpaper – more layers, perhaps? Other patterns, other designs? Colors I’d not seen before? Words scrawled every which way? A single Word? Or – a blank nothingness?


But fear kept me from doing so. Fear, and pride. An anxiety disorder. Social conditioning, the need to be accepted. The fact that I was majoring in theology, for God’s sake (nice – double meaning).

And also – this I cannot overlook – a genuine love of God, a genuine love of liturgy, a genuine belief in Meaning. Loves that remain strong in me to this day.

So I pushed the questions down, I closed the books that threatened my worldview. I told myself (and others) that those who left the Church did so because they just couldn’t hack it, morally or intellectually. “Christianity has not been tried and found wanting, it has been tried and found too difficult,” I texted to 20+ people: a real Chesterton zinger. (Thank you to the commenter who corrected my blunder of misattributing that quote to Lewis.) A warm shot of triumphalism to keep the cold touch of doubt at bay. (Doubt, I now ask myself, or an active, curious mind?)

(I’m sorry about my weird love for parenthesis. I like whispering and being conspiratorial. Hissing into peoples’ ears, like Sir Hiss from Robin Hood. You know, the snake that gets drunk in a barrel, the one who’s way smarter than the King? Love him. He also becomes airborne by way of sticking his head into a helium-filled balloon and whirring his tail behind him. I don’t understand the physics of that situation, but we all have our secrets. Also, he wears a very stupid plush hat, and looks nothing like a snake.)

(Moving on.)

(There is no double-meaning, there. I just… really love the animated Robin Hood.)

So what is it, then, that I questioned about Catholicism, and ultimately couldn’t reconcile?

Well, there are several things.

One is papal infallibility. The more I studied it – the Schism, various scriptural interpretations, political and historical happenings, Vatican I and its inspiration – the more I felt certain that the Papacy, as it is enshrined in the Vatican today, is not a divinely instituted reality. I have tried to understand it (and deconstruct it) from a variety of angles. To refuse to consider the possibility that some of the most brutishly human projects masquerade as God’s wisdom on earth is, in my mind, deeply naive, as is the refusal to accept that Catholicism behaves much like other doctrinal religions behave, from a sociological perspective.

I may make another blog post about this, but part of me wonders if that would be worth anybody’s time. I readily admit that the Schism, the diverging interpretations of the passages upon which the Papacy is apparently based, and the historical, political landscape of Christendom are all topics that are complex and beyond the scope of one person. And frankly, it’s nearly impossible to get an objective opinion on any of it: it may be one of the most polemical topics of the last thousand years. I am still wading through all of it – and I’m wading through it with a massive bias, mind you. I think it’s a sham. But I’ve heard enough from both sides to feel entirely uncomfortable with simply accepting that something is so because a sainted fellow said it is so.

We believe what we believe because we trust the ones who told it to us (see Josef Pieper’s book On Faith). In this case, I distrust both sides, and resent that something so thoroughly human and political has been promulgated as something Divine.

I understand that institutions – religious or otherwise – need to be organized, and that as a species we are instinctively hierarchical. But to insist that belief in the Papacy’s ecclesiastical supremacy makes the difference between having access to the Fullness of the Truth or remaining on the outside of this beatitude smacks of hubris beyond imagining. Indeed, this belief is demanded over belief in the Eucharist (which is described in the Catechism as being “the source and summit” of the faith). In the concluding paragraph of Session Four, chapter 4 of the First Vatican Council, issued on July 18, 1870, the senior archbishops and papal legates in the Vatican proclaimed that they “. . . teach and define as a divinely revealed dogma that when the Roman pontiff speaks ex cathedra, that is, when, on the exercise of his office, in virtue of his supreme apostolic authority, he defines a doctrine to be held by the whole Church, he possesses, by divine assistance, infallibility. Therefore, such definitions of the Roman pontiff are of themselves and not by consent of the Church, irreformable. So, then, should anyone, which God forbid, have the temerity to reject this definition, let him be anathema.”


This leads into another issue that has disenchanted me: the issue of compelled belief. It doesn’t sit right with me that membership in the religion requires assent – unilateral assent – to a set of prescribed doctrines that claim to be divinely inspired, but which, upon inspection, reveal themselves to be a muddy mixture of divine inspiration, political clout, preservation of tradition, and material for zealotry (which, practically speaking, drums up and sustains membership).

This dynamic offers both the cancer and the cure.

The cancer – notion of mortal sin, which means if you die you’re probably going to be cut off from God forever.

The cure – confession, the sacraments.

Convenient. But psychologically devastating if you start to notice a tear in the wallpaper.

Another area I could not reconcile is the Church’s approach to human sexuality. Much of it I love and accept. But some of it I see as being massively damaging to the psyche. I touched on some of this in a recent Youtube video, in which I challenge the age-old notion that concupiscence imbues human sexuality with a perduring proclivity toward disorder – a theological concept that is hardly ever tempered with acknowledgement of the biological aspects of our nature.

I am also deeply troubled by the Church’s long-standing approach toward virginity and celibacy, and the psychological impact that has had on her most thoroughly orthodox, Conservative, die-hard members.

And no. This is not because I myself am not a virgin. It’s because I think it’s repressive, untenable, and in desperate need of updating.

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This is an ancient idea in Catholicism. Virginity has long-symbolized wholeness and perfection, and this comes as no surprise, considering the doctrinal emphasis that’s placed on Mary’s perpetual virginity (and considering the fact that the notion of a God-man being born of a virgin had been swirling around in the mythological ether long before Christianity emerged on the scene. The most compelling counter-attack to the unavoidable tension this caused within the early Church can be found in the writings of Cardinal John Henry Newman and Fr. Hugo Rahner, who offered that God prepared the world for the Incarnation via a preparatory sequence of symbols, beliefs, and rituals – God meets us where we are at, basically).

St. Ambrose wrote that for a woman to lose her virginity was to “deface the work of the Creator.” St. Jerome said that marriage is a humiliation that is tolerable only because more virgins are born as a result. St. Augustine taught that original sin was passed through the passion of sex, and that we ought to love chastity “above all things, for it was to show that this was pleasing to Him that Christ chose the modesty of a virgin womb.” More recently, we see this notion persisting in the obsessive emphasis put on Maria Goretti’s inviolate martyrdom at the hands of a would-be rapist: read any rendering of the tale and you will see that her purity is somehow conflated with her strength of character, her holiness.

And again, the notion of sexual intactness being synonymous with capax Dei was popularized/revitalized by Pope John Paul II in his Wednesday audiences, wherein he claimed that the eschatological state of the body is virginal; this idea was furthered by the writings of Giussani and Dubay – among others.

All of these modern (celibate) writers push the idea that celibate men and women represent a foretaste of heaven, where everyone’s love for God will be wholly undivided. Somehow, apparently, not having genital, sexual experience renders one more perfect: symbolically or otherwise. (I could get into how the notion of eschatological virginity doesn’t make sense in light of Aquinas’ thoughts on the resurrected form, which will, apparently, possess the fullness of every sense and faculty – which would make one think, logically, that the genitals – the only incomplete set of organs – would be involved in that, would be engaged: but no. The most perfect situation for genitalia, according to JPII’s logic, is that they be let alone.)

Some will push back on what I’ve just said and insist that, if you really look into the theology, you’ll discover this language is mostly symbolic – that Giussani, for example, just uses the word virginity to mean “singleness of heart”, or something. But this is a refusal to acknowledge the sociological impact these kinds of ideas have on a body of people, as well as a refusal to appreciate just how deeply the early church Fathers have formed the Church’s collective psyche – for good and for ill.

(And this is part of the reason why I’m considering going back to school to become a sex therapist, not even kidding.)

Lay people are not going to be splicing and dicing who said what, when, about why the celibate state is so holy and perfect. For most lay people, the trickle-down message is simply: virginity is the better than sex, and the people who are the most serious about God are celibate, and we all know virginity and celibacy have to do with genitalia and sexuality, so, I guess those of us who engage sexually are just a little less into God, and a little less good.

As a result, the clergy are seen as “Other”: holier, higher, to be more revered. Trust what the priest tells you. Go to the Bishop to get that special slip of paper signed. Do not ever question the Pope when he speaks ex cathedra.

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I look at this whole situation and want to throw my hands in the air, saying, “Don’t you see?” Don’t you see this from any other angle other than the one you’ve been told? Don’t you see the practicality in making the priestly class privy to some greater power, derived from their purity; and don’t you see how unhealthy enforced celibacy is?

Don’t you see that the idolization of priests is craziness for everybody involved?

When I see manipulation – particularly in a lopsided distribution of power – I stop trusting.

On the topic of sexuality, another thing that I cannot support about Catholicism is the practice of “enforced” (didn’t know what other word to use) celibacy in the priesthood (I know there are exceptions – Anglicans who have converted, etc). I understand and respect that for thousands of years there have been men and women who have embraced lives of celibacy and asceticism. But I think the kinds of people who can embrace that particular charism in a healthy manner – and I’m talking about it as something distinct from religious life – are very far and few between. And that the best candidates for it are people who are asexual.


Or, if they’re not asexual, that they be discouraged from taking a vow of celibacy until they’re middle-aged.

I think many young men grow up hearing about the nobility, meaningfulness, and goodness of Holy Priesthood – they hear words like service, sacrifice, sanctity – and it stirs something profound inside of them. Some, too, probably have had positive relationships with priests who they genuinely admire as people. But they can’t know – none of us can know, when we’re young – just how long, lonely, and hard life is, or just how rare are the individuals who can healthily abstain from any kind of sexual release throughout their lives (note that I said healthily: I think many people probably avoid sex for fear-based reasons).

They can’t know how profound is the need to be intimate. They can’t know it because it isn’t spoken of as something just as profound – something even more profound – as the spiritual perfection they earnestly desire. And if they feel any such stirrings they interpret them as being “less than,” as something to be valiantly struggled with, something to be swallowed.

And I think some young men – those who realize they are gay (yes, I said gay, and not “those who struggle with same-sex attraction”, and I have reasons for that), but who love the Church, who don’t want to deal with the social stress of being repeatedly asked “Why aren’t you married yet”, who feel like something is intrinsically disordered about them  – I think some of them feel like the only thing they can do is enter the priesthood. Maybe for some it’s subconscious. Where else can they go in the Church without being made to feel like a project, without being made to feel like they need to be the poster-child for how to embrace living an integrated, chaste life as a flourishing Catholic?

My guess would be that 3/4 of clergy have a sexual life of some kind. Can’t prove it. Just my opinion.

Not having sex for your whole life isn’t natural. Catholics are all about natural law and biology when it comes to, like, homosexuality, but as soon as celibacy comes up things get abstract and Eschatological real fast.

Please, don’t give me the “it’s just symbolic language” line.

Most Catholics don’t think about it symbolically.

Hell, most people don’t think twice about Ecclesiology, Eschatology, Mariology, Soteriology, or theological anthropology – no matter how many years you’ve spent studying it, man.

Many required beliefs in Catholicism strike me as superfluous: ethically speaking, that is. They serve a practical, institutional purpose, certainly – sustained membership, allegiance, fomentation of popular piety, etc. But just how they inform my ability to willfully choose to live an ethical life in imitation of the life of Christ – which, I believe, ought to be the heart of religion – to become like God, to enter more fully into Being – is lost on me. I am unable to see how believing Mary’s hymen remained intact through childbirth inspires one to better love my neighbor, nor am I able to see how believing in Petrine authority, and brandishing it as the bulwark of Roman Catholicism, inspires one to feed the hungry and clothe the naked. In my experience, these doctrines have not lead me to love God or my neighbor: they’ve lead me, rather, more often than not, into snobbish pontification, intellectually and spiritually lazy appeals to authority, and a gross vacillation between self-congratulations and self-flagellation.

And then there’s the contradiction of proudly claiming the agnosticism at the heart of Catholic metaphysics (Bishop Barron’s own words) – apophatic theology – whilst claiming we can know the precise moment transubstantiation occurs.

“The Pope said it’s an inscrutable mystery. Q.E.D.”

But maybe that’s just user-error, and if I was a perfectly aligned human I would see the Truth of Catholicism. Honestly, maybe that’s so. They say that once the conscience becomes clouded, it gets mighty tricky to apprehend the true, the good, and the beautiful (Mormons say that, too, by the way. As do Jehovah’s Witnesses). And I’m sure parts of my conscience are murky.

But my gut says it’s not that simple, after having been steeped in this religion for 27 years, studying it for four years, and actively questioning it for the past three.

There’s much more – many other areas that I could not reconcile – but I need to take a break for now. A follow-up post may be in order.

There isn’t really room for free thought in Catholicism, when you get down to brass tacks and consider its claims. Assent to these unbending claims is the difference between having access to the fullness of Truth and not having access to it. This is how all doctrinal religions behave – it’s not unique to Catholicism. It’s the way religions preserve themselves and maintain membership, among other things.

If there were more room made for the fact that faith, belief, and assent of the will are dynamic realities that unfold continuously throughout a person’s life, being Catholic would seem more sensible, healthy, and integrated to me. I seriously wish that there was more room for the prophetic in Catholicism; I wish the thoroughly Conservative ideas upon which it is built could be updated, and that dialogue would be more than shuffling papers around amongst higher-ups who ultimately call the shots, every single shot.

I’m honestly saddened that I can’t honestly remain Catholic. Maybe things will shift such that I can call myself one again, someday, but I’m not banking on that. I look at someone like Fr. Richard Rohr and marvel at his ability to peacefully bop along, calling himself a Catholic, despite that fact that much of what he says is wonderfully heterodox.

How does he not die from cognitive dissonance?!

I think part of the reason why I can’t just do the “Cafeteria Catholic” thing – you know, where you pick and choose what you like about it, and leave the rest –  is because I still think in a painfully black-and-white manner. It will take me a lifetime to heal that tendency, I think.

(It helps listening to people describe their psychedelic experiences. It’s beautiful and mysterious to me.)

(I myself will never work up the nerve to try psychedelics, no matter how much Joe Rogan extols its wonders.)

(Guys, I have never even smoked pot.)

Joe “every man, woman, and child needs to try mushrooms” Rogan

Another reason I can’t be selective is because I genuinely care about the basic, fundamental claims of the Church, and I take them seriously. I take them too seriously to be flippant about them.

And part of it is because I’d be pretending if I said I believed the fundamental claims of Roman Catholicism – the ones that depart from the basic metaphysical truths of Christianity, the ones that are distinctively Catholic.

And pretending is dishonest.

Are some of my conclusions connected to my lived experience of relationships? Yes. Most definitely. We can’t entirely parse these pieces of our lives apart. I don’t think we’re meant to.

Did I grow up in a home with unstable authority figures, make bad decisions regarding relationships, compulsively repeat the situation I grew up in, go through phases of feeling intensely angry at people who weren’t really to blame for my shit, isolate and judge? Yes, I did.

Did my faith community pull away from me when I needed it the most, thereby allowing my eyes to be opened to the pain of the other Biblically “unacceptable” groups of people who are trying to find and love God just as earnestly as everybody else? Yes.

Did all of that, does all of that, color my perception of the world, of religion, of relationships, of God? Indeed, it does.

(Does the fact that some of this is personal – that some of this plunks down from the cerebral and into the belly – make you feel sorry for me?)

(Do you pity me for allowing the humanity of other people – the good and the bad – to affect my approach to God?)

One of the bluntest things I can say is that I can’t be a healthy person and be Catholic.

Is it possible I have everything wrong about Catholicism? It is indeed possible. That’s always an option, thankfully, and one I’ve lately begun to lean into more freely, one that I never allowed myself to consider when Catholic, funnily enough.

As I said on my Instagram post earlier today, I have no desire to discourage anyone in their faith walk or religious devotion. Not everyone has to wrestle with stuff like this, not everyone leaves the religion they were born into, not everyone’s brain is wired the same way. I don’t intend to convince anybody of anything by writing about this, because, as I said earlier – conviction is totalitarian. And if your belief in the Church is helping you flourish, if it’s giving you access to God, to healing, to integration, and to actively loving those around you, I support your belief in it.

I’m more interested in the Truth than I am in calling myself the adherent of any one religion or ideology. (I’m sure some Catholics out there would say the same.)

I believe in God. I believe that God is more than an abstraction or a projection. I believe, most days, the metaphysical claims of Christianity. I believe them because they are reasonable and life-giving, but mostly, because I have faith.

Independence is in the air, it seems. Jordan Peterson, whom I have immense love and respect for, approaches religion in a Kantian, utilitarian manner. He exercises belief in the great traditions, but he seems to be a faith-less man (although, no one is entirely faithless, if they interact with other humans/if they have any relationships that are meaningful. Trust in another person requires faith beyond observation and verification).

Honestly, it’s really hard to tell with Peterson. He’s said a lot of ambiguous things – haven’t we all. Anyway – I see this as a deficit in his approach. His definition of ‘God’ is so flexible as to be almost meaningless, and he seems to think the numinous ultimately arises from the material.

I regard man as having metaphysical import beyond that which can be described by the sciences.

Most days I believe that God has spoken to us in space and time through Christ. Some days I do not believe that. But every day I attempt to behave as though I do.

I’m not going to pretend and say that faith comes easily to me, though I wish it did.

“Clean your lobster. Straighten your cat.” – not a direct quote. 

I admire Peterson’s way of cutting off the fat from around ethical beliefs & practices. It seems to be effecting real, positive societal change – to a more massive degree than most religious institutions are able to do. But, I do wonder at the longevity of his utilitarian approach to religion: it doesn’t seem likely to me that religious atheism/agnosticism will be able to inspire a deeply ethical society over a sustained period of time. Embracing the Golden Rule such that it spills over into future generations probably will require the continued, unreasonable leap of faith into the metaphysical claims of Christianity. It’s that promise of eternal life, I think, that inspires genuine love of neighbor. You have to be a little bit nuts to be radically compassionate.

But maybe not? I’m not sure. It’s an enormous question. How does the faith value – believing the Resurrection, for example – make a person more ethical? Does it? Why does it? Is there any moral action or statement that can be done or made by a Christian that can’t be done or made by an unbeliever?

I think there will always be people who don’t believe the metaphysical claims of any religion – at least, not consciously. And I think we can all learn something from one another.

Maybe believers and unbelievers are both a bit right, and both a bit wrong.

I’m somewhere in the middle. A wise friend of mine, who finds herself in a similar place, described it as being like a greeter at a door, saying goodbye, saying hello, offering a warm meal, a cup of water.

Nothing is being slammed shut, as I stand here, understanding and loving a bit about both of the rooms that I straddle.

I wrote this post for the folks who are coming and going. The ones who, like me, love religion, love God, but wrestle sincerely with either the cognitive, ethical, or moral sides of any given situation. I didn’t write it to discourage devout Catholics from their faith. I didn’t write it to disparage a Church that I genuinely love, or to imperil the souls of the faithful.

I think the ones who know it’s for them will understand what I’m saying.


Pardon My Portuguese: An email I will never forget

Beyond the joy of getting to see you, I can say that I sensed some unease in you. It probably carries a sense of rejection, of loneliness, and, at a fundamental level, a sense that your life has turned into something morally wrong (blah blah blah).
Pardon my Portuguese, but fuck ‘em. If someone can’t handle you as a human being because of your life, they have no business moralizing to you. No one knows what they’re doing. Really. No one has a clue, and doctrines are a mighty fine way for people to act like they do.
You’re not in control of what’s happened in your life, nor are they, and that’s okay, because no one has any idea what they’re doing as they try to make it through everyday on this planet, drinking coffee and eating food pretending they’re not on a spinning orb in a random corner of a universe that may be heading towards dissolution and there’s no guarantees of what happens after your body stops letting you drink coffee, desire other bodies drinking coffee, and think about the tunes of Paul Simon.
So, never apologize for your life, for who you are and what brought you to this point. While the loneliness and rejection from people in the Church is disconcerting, I’ve found that there’s far more people who are ready and willing to meet you as you are, as a human, than there are people telling you you’re not getting your spiritual vitamins.
Anyways, know of my love and support for you always.

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Wanted to share these wise, irreverent words, which came to me months ago in an email from a friend who I’d caught up with after years of being out of touch, in case they offer as much solace as they brought to me.

Experiencing divorce and annulment within the Catholic Church – which I have – is not an easy thing (please don’t misunderstand me: I realize that it ought not be easy).  In addition to whatever trauma and pain lead up to the decision to end an avowed relationship, the social reaction thereof is a bitter cup to drink from. Fearfulness in one’s contemporaries is masked with biting assumption, and/or uninformed judgment. It has shown me a saddening, though not surprising, side of human nature: one I am not unfamiliar with in myself.

For a long while I felt the urge to explain myself, to explain the situation, even while deeply desiring to maintain my privacy and that of my ex’s. Neither he nor I owe anyone details about what specifically happened, but I was told on one occasion that it was gravely misleading of me to publicly share about the fact of our divorce without giving exact details. For the sake of avoiding scandal, the faithful had a right to know why this had happened in my life. One woman told me she and her husband would never be able to listen to my music in quite the same way: “I’m just so shocked. This is just so painful for me to hear.” (I remember resolving in that moment to never again make someone else’s grief and misery about me. If you don’t know what to say, don’t say anything. Just sit with them, listen, be for them.)

The judgment, pity, and – at times – the smug pleasure I read in the eyes of others was sometimes more than I could patiently endure. The sweeping assumptions, the quiet withdrawal, the unfair suspicion, the sense of being fodder for gossip under the auspices of “prayer” – it was tiresome. It made my shoulders tense up and scoop forward; my body was trying to make me smaller. It made me cry in bed a few days.

But I have to say that the most cutting remarks have come from people who do not know me or the situation. They have come from people hidden behind Instagram handles who wield a so-called muscular Christianity that is sorely lacking in wisdom and compassion.

I am sad for these people. I say that with no contempt, no sarcasm. It would be a hellish prison to be so consumed by fear that one is unable to consider that his or her operating system may be fatally flawed. I operated similarly for many years of life – so I know. It is an anxiety-ridden, colorless mental space to occupy that requires one tenuously maintain rigid control over a categorical concept of no less than God, no less than grace.

In a word: suffocating.

When such a system is threatened by reality, people get uncomfortable. Deep down, beyond their tickled pride or their human curiosity, they ask – could this happen to me? Could my vocational trajectory fall apart – my life, my social circle, my community? Could God perhaps not be a vending machine? Could grace perhaps not be something I either know how to “do” or “not do”, akin to tying my shoes?

(I am so damn good at tying my shoes. Please let it be as simple as knowing how to tie my shoes. I’ve memorized the CCC. I know more Aquinas than you do.)

(You are bristling as you read this, perhaps. A faint feeling of annoyance. You think I am over-simplifying? Maybe. But I am willing to bet money that if you’re a serious Catholic, you have serious control issues.)

Those who know me, however, have spoken differently. Those who know me have met me with measured eyes, they have wept with me over the phone. They have reached out to me repeatedly. They have sent me care packages packed with wild honey and pickled green beans, they have planned to float down the river on inner tubes with me in the summer months. They have told me about their trials and sorrows, they have remembered the whole of me, they have rejoiced in the restoration of my heart and life. They have given me thoroughly honest feedback when I have pressed them for it. They have dropped a few f-bombs in anger for my sake. They have had the humility to say, “I don’t know why this has happened,” and the directness to say, “You deserve to be loved and you deserve to feel safe. Full stop.” They have given me advice – when I’ve asked for it. They have flown thousands of miles to be with me, they have let me love them, they have trusted me, they have sent me emails like the one shown here.

These are the people who have broken my heart open in the right way; the ones who have left me walking out of the rubble a more honest, confident woman than I was when I walked into it.

You know who you are. Thank you for being Christ to me.

The rest? Pardon my Portuguese.




Pleasure and Principles

This evening I was listening to a fairly popular podcast geared toward Catholic women. The host, a woman, had invited two other women onto the show as guests to discuss “love, sex, and orgasms”. Toward the end of the episode, the conversation focused in on orgasm within the married context, specifically the experience of female orgasm. A listener had written in with a question regarding what is/what isn’t appropriate when it comes to sexual pleasure from the Catholic perspective, and one of the guests answered the inquiry by first giving a definition of “woman’s orgasm.” I will share her definition here, as I remember hearing it while listening, and will then give my rebuttal, because I think her perspective is a dangerous and unhealthy one that’s worth challenging.

“What is the meaning of a woman’s orgasm? … It’s a moment for you to show your husband how wonderful he is. In the best possible situation what you want is not to have an orgasm for your own pleasure, for your own satisfaction, for your own enjoyment, but because it’s this moment when you’re showing your husband how wonderful HE is, right? It’s an affirmation for him.”

This is an oversimplification, and a problematic one, at that.

While sexuality is meaningful within the I-Thou context, it is also a deeply experienced aspect of the subjective person – it is something that, on some profound level, is incommunicable.

Sexuality is more than one’s genitals, obviously. It is bound up within the very personality of an individual. Orgasm is more than the stimulation of said genitalia: it is a bodily, psycho-spiritual experience that occurs within a specific moment in time to a specific embodied person.

While orgasm – mutual or staggered – is affirming for a partner to see and experience (I believe it’s validating for a man when he can “please” his partner, as female orgasm is a tad more elusive than male), he is, nonetheless, a witness to his partner’s ecstasy. He cannot experience it for her, nor is he meant to. The body is impervious to true union, in this sense: while the genitals are the one set of organs that are incomplete on their own, and while sex unifies the complementary sets, nonetheless the experience of sex and orgasm are uniquely male or female, and neither can fully understand the other’s experience of the act (including the pleasure). There is a reason why, from time immemorial, tales have been spun about people who shape shift (I’m referring here to Greek mythology) so as to discover which sex experiences greater pleasure: we witness the Other’s ecstasy, and we wonder at it. We realize that we are seeing our beloved in a uniquely vulnerable moment of self-expression. It is a sexual expression, no doubt, but it belongs to them uniquely, as an individual. It is an expression, indeed, of their personality. And so to insist that the purpose of female orgasm is to affirm the male is tantamount to asserting that she, a persona incommunicabilis, is a means to an end. This flies in the face of the fundamental ethic that each person is and end unto him or herself: and so, it won’t do. 

This is not to say that a woman can’t bear her partner’s self-confidence in mind as she surrenders to the moment of intoxication brought on by his embrace and his touch – she would do well to do so. But I’d wager that a man feels plenty satisfied upon seeing the woman he loves reveal this most particular part of her personality – the wild, self-forgetful, full-to-the-brim, vibrant prism of her pleasure. What’s more, I believe it is a pleasure for a man to pleasure a woman, and vice-versa; and that, in the context of a respectful, loving relationship, there is no need to overcomplicate this matter by cerebralizing the life out of the sexual experience.

If a woman were to follow this problematic line of thought thoroughly – that female orgasm primarily exists to affirm the male – then there would be no point in her discussing with him the details of what is preferable to her, what is uncomfortable, what relaxes her, etc (though such open discussion is an essential part of a healthy, trusting relationship). Her personal preferences, in this purview, must take the backseat. Her pleasure (which, one of the guests said, is “gratuitous, anyway – we shouldn’t take it for granted”) must be at the service of his self-assessment. (It’s also worth noting that if a man were to make this same assertion – “My woman’s orgasms are all about me, yessir, and that’s how it should be” – he’d be quickly labeled as a masochistic pig, a selfish jerk, a childish loser. The heartbreaking objectification that is part and parcel of the stance would be immediately evident.)

I also want to note that, at one point, the other guest on the podcast chimed in during the discussion to say that a woman’s experience of orgasm should mirror, in some spiritual way, the creative ode that is Mary’s Magnificat (or the women of the OT).  Her point, as I understand it, was that orgasm happens more readily when a woman is fertile and this makes sense spiritually because, in her words to me, “what we see all over Scripture is conceiving a child is the most joy-inducing thing, on a natural level, that a woman can do.” This is both bizarre and untenable, not to mention, alienating  for those who cannot conceive. Further, it is predicated on a specific interpretation of Scripture that not everyone shares. 

Sex happens between the ears before it happens between the legs. A woman’s brain is her biggest sex organ: what she holds in her thoughts will bear itself out in bed. So if she is mentally obsessing over somehow imitating the Mother of God, whom the Church regards as having been a perpetual virgin (not to mention entirely without sin), or some other scriptural figure, in addition to regarding herself as a willing martyr for her husband’s satisfaction, there’s a chance her experience of sex will be painful, perhaps in more ways than one. So, too, the pressure of having to hold in mind the purported idea of the Biblical notion of the conception of a child as being the “most joy-inducing” event in her life is, while a lovely ideal, one that could easily give rise to intense cognitive dissonance for a woman who either cannot conceive (but still finds orgasm deeply pleasurable), or for a woman who conceives in a situation that is fraught with external stressors (for example, poverty, illness, etc). I myself can say that upon realizing I was pregnant with my son, I felt a complicated mixture of emotions. Joy was among the strongest, to be sure; but there were also significant feelings of fear, stress, and anxiety. Do I see this as a moral failure on my part, an inability to properly align myself with the highest good? By no means. Point being: human situations and experiences do not always lend themselves to unequivocal statements.

What you believe about sex, what you believe about pleasure, what you believe about the body – that matters. While it is fine and good to read works like Theology of the Body, Love and Responsibility, et al., and to strive to incorporate the ideals therein, I believe it is crucial to police the human tendency toward abstraction – because it has real ramifications.

To summarize:

Orgasm, and the pleasure that it brings, is something an individual experiences as an expression of their personality: it is a subjective experience that is unique to each individual. This subjective dimension ought not be dismissed via over-emphasis on the communal dimension of sex & sexuality; it ought to be regarded as part and parcel of it.

I wouldn’t say pleasure is the primary purpose of orgasm, because that’s too reductive. But I do say that pleasure is essential to it, in a way that is unique among other pleasures. Eating, for example, is indeed pleasurable, and it serves a function – to nourish the body. Female orgasm doesn’t need to happen in order for conception to occur – in a sense, it’s “useless.” That, to me, says something profound regarding the design of the female body, and what the purpose of orgasm actually is.

Certainly, it is meaningful for a partner to see it and experience it. It is a gift for them, in that sense. But also certainly, it’s incredibly fun – just because. I think this is beautiful, worth celebrating, and that it ought to be remarked on more often.

There’s a great deal more that could be said on the subject, but this will have to do for now. I just felt it was important to offer a slightly more nuanced view on the matter. I acknowledge freely that I may have misunderstood what these women were trying to say: but I will not admit that, if this is the case, it is entirely due to my inability to comprehend the complexity, orthodoxy, and theological fittingness of what they were saying (one of them felt the need to point out to me that the other has a Graduate degree in theology after telling me I have slandered both of them and misconstrued their meaning and intention). I believe their language was imprecise and that their beliefs are problematic. And so I felt the need to respond as a matter of conscience. Desiring to slander or misrepresent doesn’t enter into it.

Now, I need to make some tea.


An Open Letter to Everyone, Probably, From Everyone, Probably

[Below is an open letter to anyone regularly consumed by Schadenfreude upon learning of the misfortune or anguish of others, and/or who is regularly consumed by envy upon learning of the joy and abundance of others.]


Dear Sir or Madam,

Your heart appears to be turning to stone. Left unattended, this will inevitably have an adverse affect on your over-all posture.


potential friends you’ve scrutinized but have not yet truly seen.